May 2013
32 posts
bonerbabe:
boy moans are so nice
Me on my wedding day: is there wifi in this hall
ostracizedpoodle:
you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be
dulect:
Members of The Pussycat Dolls
Nicole Scherzinger
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LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
kylesbogusjourney:
activatewindows:
kylesbogusjourney:
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is...
snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
mntrose:
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
meanplastic:
waking up in the morning for school
Do some families actually have “family game night”...
sodamnrelatable:
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
(lol here!)
April 2013
44 posts
When I see ugly people in a relationship, and I'm...
sodamnrelatable:
sodamnrelatable:
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
harrysgettinhead:
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
11 tags
malijuanastyles:
I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
kawaiipyro:
i think anyone who’s ever used the internet has seen this picture at least once
genericanimegirl:
buns out
wiener
but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
